azulskies:
I’m only in Rome for one night; I won’t have my...
Oct 12th
“time heals all wounds, so if you’re uninsured get a...”
— stephen colbert
— stephen colbert
Oct 12th
nathanieljames:
Holy shit. That totally happened…and I was a...
Oct 11th
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sunshinesong: bellavolta: (pambeesly)
Oct 11th
studentloansforbeermoney:
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I agree...
Oct 11th
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i am so pumped about this movie. even more so...
Oct 11th
heartwarming:
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these two melt my heart....
Oct 11th
hitrecordjoe:
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Oct 10th
bloodtasteslikepennies:
(via blissed) I love Mr Gervais. ...
Oct 10th
palahniukandchocolate:
lookatthisfuckinghipster:
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Oct 10th
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heh. :)
Oct 10th
i’m pretty sure this guy just called me asking for...
Oct 10th
studentloansforbeermoney:
badatpettingcats:
via...
Oct 10th
jeanyay:
I wish I could buy this painting. Alas, it is...
Oct 10th
unicornology:
semisetadrift:fiddlersgreen:becauseyoulisten...
Oct 10th
txtsfrmlstnght:
(221): I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There’s blood EVERYWHERE.
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Oct 10th
mliaverage:
Today, we watched a video in my zoology class about flatworms who are hermaphroditic,...
Oct 10th
inothernews:
padayon:
DC
Heh.
way to stay above the...
Oct 10th
“The Republican Party has thrown in its lot with the...”
— DNC communications director...
— DNC communications director...
Oct 10th
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theshalom:
Busta Rhymes - Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Can See
I’m in a nostalgic mood tonight,...
Oct 10th
inothernews:
DEATH HUG This image of NGC 6240 contains new...
Oct 10th
Only twelve people in the entire history...
(via inothernews)
Oct 10th
Things that are pandemic:
inothernews: H1N1. California baseball teams winning. i call “ick” on both.
Oct 10th
hello-therelove:
angieisawesomex:qomaspeakup:
Oct 10th
This Sunday, the Pope will canonize five new...
Oct 10th
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“come to penn state!!!!!” cracks. me. up.
Oct 10th
Me & Cinderella have put it all...
We can drive home with one headlight.
Oct 10th
cassandrathegreat:
ieatcatlitter:
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Oct 8th
I'm a dreamer.
Even when you see me fall my heart won’t hold me down because I know there are better things...
Oct 8th
i need to get up and get this coat. its just too cold. i...
Oct 5th
(via eyeonspringfield)
amen.
Oct 5th
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copycats:
Sleephead remixed by The Knocks originally by Passion Pit (via coketalk)
this motivated...
Oct 5th
heartwarming:
shimmeryshine: falulatonks:
From the...
Oct 5th
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky...
Jean: Soon you will know what it is like to be defeated by the hands of someone who is truly better than you. As William Blake wrote, "The cut worm forgives the plow."Ricky: Well, let me just quote the late, great, Colonel Sanders. He said, "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."
Oct 5th
That was the most offensive thing I've...
inothernews: - JANE LYNCH, Glee
Oct 4th
“well, when he kills you in the gay frat rampage of ‘09, i’ll...”
— Beth (via jonohhhhh)
— Beth (via jonohhhhh)
Oct 4th
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Oct 3rd
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copycats:
You’ve Got the Love remixed by The xx originally by Florence and the Machine...
Oct 3rd
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rackattack:
THESE ARE CRABS! FRESH, LOCAL,...
Oct 3rd
poignant:
elephantsandlambs:(via papertissue)
I like who...
Oct 3rd
you're really lovely underneath it all.
Oct 2nd
“If you can make it in Chicago, you can make it in any...”
— Stephen Colbert pulling for...
— Stephen Colbert pulling for...
Oct 2nd
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hello-therelove:
alexnoise:
livesophia:
Everybody | Backstreet Boys
I’m feeling nostalgic...
Oct 2nd
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thedailywhat:
Early Bird Special: Rep. Alan Grayson (D-FL) was asked by the GOP to apologize for...
Oct 1st
“I could hear my heart beating. I could hear everyone’s...”
— Raymond Carver, What We Talk...
— Raymond Carver, What We Talk...
Oct 1st
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trulyamockingbird:
aconybell:
I Got Friends In Low Places - Garth Brooks
V. appropriate fo’...
Oct 1st
thatguychad:
...
Oct 1st
thedailywhat:
Wedding Cake of the Day: I don’t know which...
Oct 1st
Route
Playboy Magazine: Mistake or not, what made you decide to go the rock-'n'-roll route?Bob Dylan: Carelessness. I lost my one true love. I started drinking. The first thing I know, I'm in a card game. Then I'm in a crap game. I wake up in a pool hall. Then this big Mexican lady drags me off the table, takes me to Philadelphia. She leaves me alone in her house, and it burns down. I wind up in Phoenix. I get a job as a Chinaman. I start working in a dime store, and move in with a 13-year-old girl. Then this big Mexican lady from Philadelphia comes in and burns the house down. I go down to Dallas. I get a job as a "before" in a Charles Atlas "before and after" ad. I move in with a delivery boy who can cook fantastic chili and hot dogs. Then this 13-year-old girl from Phoenix comes and burns the house down. The delivery boy - he ain't so mild: He gives her the knife, and the next thing I know I'm in Omaha. It's so cold there, by this time I'm robbing my own bicycles and frying my own fish. I stumble onto some luck and get a job as a carburetor out at the hot-rod races every Thursday night. I move in with a high school teacher who also does a little plumbing on the side, who ain't much to look at, but who's built a special kind of refrigerator that can turn newspaper into lettuce. Everything's going good until that delivery boy shows up and tries to knife me. Needless to say, he burned the house down, and I hit the road. The first guy that picked me up asked me if I wanted to be a star. What could I say?
Playboy Magazine: And that's how you became a rock-'n'-roll singer?
Bob Dylan: No, that's how I got tuberculosis.
Oct 1st
30rockthings:
Tina Fey
By Alec Baldwin
Smart, funny,...
Oct 1st
blissed:
viciouscupcakes | constantreader | thelovelybones...
Oct 1st
You may ask yourself "how did I get...
Oct 1st