October 2009
52 posts
“time heals all wounds, so if you’re uninsured get a watch.”
– stephen colbert
txtsfrmlstnght:
(221): I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There’s blood EVERYWHERE.
mliaverage:
Today, we watched a video in my zoology class about flatworms who are hermaphroditic, so they compete to see who becomes the female. Do you know how they do it? They use their penises as fencing swords. The entire class laughed the entire movie. It’s a second year university class.
“The Republican Party has thrown in its lot with the terrorists - the Taliban and...”
– DNC communications director Brad Woodhouse
DNC official: GOP siding with terrorists - Ben Smith - POLITICO.com
(via think4yourself : tlbb : jesseboy : matthewjoseph)
(via inothernews)
theshalom:
Busta Rhymes - Put Your Hands Where...
Only twelve people in the entire history of...
(via inothernews)
Things that are pandemic:
inothernews:
H1N1.
California baseball teams winning.
i call “ick” on both.
This Sunday, the Pope will canonize five new... →
livesophia:
Wait, what? After only eight months in office?
LOL JUST KIDDING.
bwahahaha. seriously, Obama for sainthood 2012
Me & Cinderella have put it all together...
We can drive home with one headlight.
I'm a dreamer.
Even when you see me fall my heart won’t hold me down because I know there are better things to come.
copycats:
Sleephead remixed by The Knocks...
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Jean: Soon you will know what it is like to be defeated by the hands of someone who is truly better than you. As William Blake wrote, "The cut worm forgives the plow."
Ricky: Well, let me just quote the late, great, Colonel Sanders. He said, "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."
That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20...
inothernews:
- JANE LYNCH, Glee
“well, when he kills you in the gay frat rampage of ‘09, i’ll say i knew you when”
– Beth (via jonohhhhh)
copycats:
You’ve Got the Love remixed by The xx...
you're really lovely underneath it all.
“If you can make it in Chicago, you can make it in any mid-sized Midwestern city.”
– Stephen Colbert pulling for Chicago’s Olympic bid. (via ifthisthenthat)
We’re gonna make it, Columbus!
hello-therelove:
alexnoise:
livesophia:
...
“I could hear my heart beating. I could hear everyone’s heart. I could hear the...”
– Raymond Carver, What We Talk About When We Talk About Love (via beautifulordinaire)(via supernice) (via unicornology)
trulyamockingbird:
aconybell:
I Got Friends In...
Route
Playboy Magazine: Mistake or not, what made you decide to go the rock-'n'-roll route?
Bob Dylan: Carelessness. I lost my one true love. I started drinking. The first thing I know, I'm in a card game. Then I'm in a crap game. I wake up in a pool hall. Then this big Mexican lady drags me off the table, takes me to Philadelphia. She leaves me alone in her house, and it burns down. I wind up in Phoenix. I get a job as a Chinaman. I start working in a dime store, and move in with a 13-year-old girl. Then this big Mexican lady from Philadelphia comes in and burns the house down. I go down to Dallas. I get a job as a "before" in a Charles Atlas "before and after" ad. I move in with a delivery boy who can cook fantastic chili and hot dogs. Then this 13-year-old girl from Phoenix comes and burns the house down. The delivery boy - he ain't so mild: He gives her the knife, and the next thing I know I'm in Omaha. It's so cold there, by this time I'm robbing my own bicycles and frying my own fish. I stumble onto some luck and get a job as a carburetor out at the hot-rod races every Thursday night. I move in with a high school teacher who also does a little plumbing on the side, who ain't much to look at, but who's built a special kind of refrigerator that can turn newspaper into lettuce. Everything's going good until that delivery boy shows up and tries to knife me. Needless to say, he burned the house down, and I hit the road. The first guy that picked me up asked me if I wanted to be a star. What could I say?
Playboy Magazine: And that's how you became a rock-'n'-roll singer?
Bob Dylan: No, that's how I got tuberculosis.
