hardcore days & softcore nights

azulskies: I’m only in Rome for one night; I won’t have my heart...

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 23:04:48 -0400

azulskies:

I’m only in Rome for one night; I won’t have my heart broken.

"time heals all wounds, so if you’re uninsured get a watch."

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 23:03:40 -0400

“time heals all wounds, so if you’re uninsured get a watch.”

- stephen colbert

nathanieljames: Holy shit. That totally happened…and I was a lot...

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 18:28:31 -0400

nathanieljames:

Holy shit. That totally happened…and I was a lot more worried about the Red Sox than the Yankees.

WHY!?
WHY?!
WHHHHHHYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!?

heartwarming: sunshinesong: bellavolta: (pambeesly)

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 18:26:22 -0400

heartwarming:

sunshinesong: bellavolta: (pambeesly)

studentloansforbeermoney: (via megalosaurus) I agree with this...

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 18:25:54 -0400

studentloansforbeermoney:

(via megalosaurus)

I agree with this because I hate hippies. It’s missing a preposition though: “by”.

(via blissed) i am so pumped about this movie.even more so about...

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 18:24:09 -0400

(via blissed)

i am so pumped about this movie.
even more so about karen o.
YES!

heartwarming: (via calikalie) these two melt my heart.seriously.

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 18:20:58 -0400

heartwarming:

(via calikalie)

these two melt my heart.
seriously.

hitrecordjoe: paintyhands:ronenreblogs:glassheartsandsuperglue:c...

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:30:44 -0400

hitrecordjoe:

paintyhands:ronenreblogs:glassheartsandsuperglue:classics:lunaryue:inut:vasta:

bloodtasteslikepennies: (via blissed)I love Mr Gervais. His...

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:29:33 -0400

bloodtasteslikepennies:

(via blissed)

I love Mr Gervais. His stand up about religion is awesome

palahniukandchocolate: lookatthisfuckinghipster: maxsilvestri: ...

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:27:04 -0400

palahniukandchocolate:

lookatthisfuckinghipster:

maxsilvestri:

Look At These Fucking Archaeologists

Apparently Williamsburg fashion circa 2009 comes straight out of the Badlands circa Jurassic Park. Note the sunglasses, plaids, high-waisted denim jeans, messenger bag, and the mullet haircut on the dude in the back. Even the guy working the dino ultrasound is sporting one of those Gestapo-style buzzed-on-the-side-parted-on-the-top haircuts that tall hipsters in my neighborhood like wearing.

dr grant knows whats up.

(via mykicks) heh.:)

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:23:52 -0400

(via mykicks)

heh.
:)

i’m pretty sure this guy just called me asking for...

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:21:16 -0400

i’m pretty sure this guy just called me asking for women’s shoes.
yikes.

studentloansforbeermoney: badatpettingcats: via...

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:20:01 -0400

studentloansforbeermoney:

badatpettingcats:

via 2.media.tumblr.com

NEVER NOT FUNNY

literally laughing out.

jeanyay: I wish I could buy this painting. Alas, it is hundreds...

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:18:24 -0400

jeanyay:

I wish I could buy this painting. Alas, it is hundreds of dollars.

unicornology: semisetadrift:fiddlersgreen:becauseyoulisten / 1...

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:16:20 -0400

unicornology:

semisetadrift:fiddlersgreen:becauseyoulisten / 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / awjeez

Modern Hitchcock by Matt Needle

“A personal project I set myself, to design a modern series of posters for Hitchcock’s most famous films.”

(via his Flickr)

these are beautiful.

love. love. love.

txtsfrmlstnght: (221): I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There’s blood EVERYWHERE. ...

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:13:11 -0400

txtsfrmlstnght:

(221): I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There’s blood EVERYWHERE.

mliaverage: Today, we watched a video in my zoology class about flatworms who are hermaphroditic,...

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:07:01 -0400

mliaverage:

Today, we watched a video in my zoology class about flatworms who are hermaphroditic, so they compete to see who becomes the female. Do you know how they do it? They use their penises as fencing swords. The entire class laughed the entire movie. It’s a second year university class.

inothernews: padayon: DC Heh. way to stay above the curve,...

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:04:12 -0400

inothernews:

padayon:

DC

Heh.

way to stay above the curve, thomas j.

"The Republican Party has thrown in its lot with the terrorists - the Taliban and Hamas this morning..."

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 11:59:44 -0400

“

The Republican Party has thrown in its lot with the terrorists - the Taliban and Hamas this morning - in criticizing the President for receiving the Nobel Peace prize.

Republicans cheered when America failed to land the Olympics and now they are criticizing the President of the United States for receiving the Nobel Peace prize - an award he did not seek but that is nonetheless an honor in which every American can take great pride - unless of course you are the Republican Party.

The 2009 version of the Republican Party has no boundaries, has no shame and has proved that they will put politics above patriotism at every turn. It’s no wonder only 20 percent of Americans admit to being Republicans anymore - it’s an embarrassing label to claim.

”

- DNC communications director Brad Woodhouse

DNC official: GOP siding with terrorists - Ben Smith - POLITICO.com

(via think4yourself : tlbb : jesseboy : matthewjoseph)

(via inothernews)

theshalom: Busta Rhymes - Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Can...

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 11:58:47 -0400

theshalom:

Busta Rhymes - Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Can See

I’m in a nostalgic mood tonight, so we’re gonna do this 8th grade style.

this is just what i need today.
nordstrom, please take note.